It Is Almost Impossible For An Anglo-saxon

I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I Dislike Slaves.

Unsuccessful Candidates For The Presidency Should Be Quietly Hanged As A Matter Of Public Sanitation And Decorum.

The Only Way For A Reporter To Look At A Politician Is Down.

Nine Out Of Ten Americans Are Actually Monarchists At Bottom. The Fact Is Proved By Their High Suseptibility To Political Claims By President's Sons And Other Relatives, Usually Nonentities.

The First Kiss Is Stolen By The Man; The Last Is Begged By The Woman.