It Is Almost Impossible For An Anglo-saxon

The Life Of Man In This World Is Like The Life Of A Fly In A Room Filled With 100 Boys, Each Armed With A Fly-swatter.

Men Always Try To Make Virtues Of Their Weaknesses. Fear Of Death And Fear Of Life Both Become Piety.

Law And Its Instrument, Government, Are Necessary To The Peace And Safety Of All Of Us, But All Of Us, Unless We Live The Lives Of Mud Turtles, Frequently Find Them Arrayed Against Us.

Lawyer: One Who Protects Us Against Robbery By Taking Away The Temptation.

The Average Schoolmaster Is, And Always Must Be, An Ass.