It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That

Exes Should Never, Never Go Out With Or Marry Other People But Should Remain Celibate To The End Of Their Days In Order To Provide You With A Mental Fallback Position.

You'll Never Get A Boyfriend If You Look Like You Wandered Out Of Auschwitz.

Singletons Should Not Have To Explain Themselves All The Time But Should Have An Accepted Status — Like Geisha Girls Do

It Is Proved By Surveys That Happiness Does Not Come From Love, Wealth, Or Power But The Pursuit Of Attainable Goals.

One Must Not Live One's Life Through Men But Must Be Complete On Oneself As A Woman Of Substance.