It Is A Career Of Make-believe, Of

I Went To Acting School In New York City For Two Years. I Studied With Stella Adler

Almost Anything Makes Me Laugh, Especially Jokes At My Own Expense. And I Will Never, Ever Admit To Being Ticklish Anywhere.

We Tried The First Evening To Go Down Division Street And Rush Street, But We Couldn't Get In Anywhere Because They Didn't Like [ Emilio Estevez] Sneakers And They Didn't Like My Boots. This Was 1983 Or '84, So It Was Ridiculous. We Ended Up At A Jazz Club, Where You Go Downstairs And There's A Very Cool Place.

Kim Coates Is Really Funny. He's A Blast. If You Have To Get Beaten Up And Tortured, He's A Good Guy To Get Tortured By.

It's Like They Talk About How American Actors Have The Method And English Actors Just Kind Of Switch Views Faster. And John [hurt] Is Telling Me The Story As He's Sitting In That Witness Chair, And They're Putting The Final Touches Of Makeup On. And He Goes, "hold On A Second," To Stop His Story So He Can Do The Take. And He Does This Incredible Take. They Go, "cut." And Then Immediately John Goes, "anyways, So Alec, He's Playing The Chess." And I'm Just Going, "holy Crap." You Get Whiplash From Those Kinds Of Quick Turns!