It Hath Been Often Said, That It

What Was Said By The Latin Poet Of Labor--that It Conquers All Things--is Much More True When Applied To Impudence.

Yes, I Had Two Strings To My Bow; Both Golden Ones, Egad! And Both Cracked.

It Is A Trite But True Definition That Examples Work More Forcibly On The Mind Than Precepts.

Guilt Has Very Quick Ears To An Accusation.

And Here, I Believe, The Wit Is Generally Misunderstood. In Reality, It Lies In Desiring Another To Kiss Your A-- For Having Just Before Threatened To Kick His; For I Have Observed Very Accurately, That No One Ever Desires You To Kick That Which Belongs To Himself, Nor Offers To Kiss This Part In Another.