It Gets On Top Of Me And

I Hate Menus, I Hate Choosing Food. I Just Want To Be Brought. Bring Me Dinner!

I Just Read An 800-page History Of The Scottish Enlightenment And, Honestly, I May As Well Just Start It Again Now, Because I Cannot Remember A Single Thing. I Can Barely Remember Where Scotland Is.

I Rowed For Cambridge. I Was Pretty Good At That.

To Be Able To Pretend To Be Something That I'm Frankly Not Is Very Liberating And Exciting.

People Will Survive, And They Will Find Happiness. Happiness Only Comes When You're Not Looking For It.