It Feels Like Every Day Or Two,

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

For Example, I Was A White House Intern The Summer Before I Dropped Out Of Law School. Everybody Knew About It. I'd Come Home And Go To Church And Everybody Would Say, Oh, My God. Demetri, You're Working At The White House.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.