It Doesn't Matter What You're Chasing, When

I Think In Doing Stand-up There Are No Rules And There's No Architecture.

Things You Never Thought Were Going To Turn Into Something End Up Being The Most Important Things In Your Life. You Have To Learn To Not Try To Control It.

You Can't Write A Children's Book That Takes More Than Five Or Six Minutes To Read, Because It Will Drive The Parents Batty. It Has To Be Compact. Nobody Thinks About The Parents When They Write These Stupid Books. I Could Write Longer Children's Books, But It Would Actually Be Bad If I Did.

My Tastes In All Things Lean Towards The Arty And Boring. I Like Sports Documentaries About Scrabble Players, Bands That Play Quiet, Unassuming Music, And Tv Shows That Win Awards. In That Way, I Am An Elitist Snob. And Proud Of It.

Part Of What's Exciting To Me About My Career Is The Constant Looking Forward. Whenever I Finish One Project, I Am Looking To What's Next.