It Doesn’t Matter What You Say You

It's Not That I'm Not Grateful For All This Attention. It's Just That Fame And Fortune Ought To Add Up To More Than Fame And Fortune.

And Sure, I Know If You Eat This Way You'll Die. So? If You Don't Eat This Way You're Still Going To Die. Why Not Die Happy?

Life Is Lumpy. And A Lump In The Oatmeal, A Lump In The Throat, And A Lump In A Breast Are Not The Same Lump. One Should Learn The Difference.

Maybe We Should Develop A Crayola Bomb As Our Next Secret Weapon. A Happiness Weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And Every Time A Crisis Developed, We Would Launch One. And People Would Smile And Get A Little Funny Look On Their Faces And Cover The World With Imagination.

Why Is Love Easy? I Don’t Know. And The Raccoons Don’t Say.