It Always Looks Darkest Just Before It

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

The Hand That Controls The Supper Dish Rules The World!

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

What's The Good Of Living If You Don't Try A Few Things?