Isn't Three Quarters Of Life A Guilty

My Mother Was A Domestic Goddess And Mother Earth Figure. She Was Sweet And Placid - Just What The Perfect Wife Was Supposed To Be And I Was Determined Not To Be.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Obsessed With Age Anyway. I Mean, 90 Is The New 70 70 Is The New 50 And 50 Is The New 40 So The Whole Act-your-age Thing? Only Up To A Point.

I've Made No Secret Of The Fact That I Often Wear Wigs And Have In Fact Launched My Own Dynasty Range, Named After Various Characters. I Find This Saves A Ton Of Time - As Well As My Own Hair.

But I Have Had To Give Up Certain Things In My Life. One Is Shopping. Two Is Lunch With The Girls. Three Is Cocktail Parties, And Four Is Studying My Lines.

The Problem With Beauty Is That It's Like Being Born Rich And Getting Poorer.