Isn't It A Little Racist To Call

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

Republican Party Hasn't Been Black Friendly Over The Many Centuries In This Country.

Statistically, Skinny Women Die Younger Than Fat Women. Why? Because Fat Women Are Killing Them.

I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested In Talking To People.

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?