Isn't An Agnostic Just An Atheist Without

I'm Disappointed That My Own Catholic Church Has Decided That Capital Punishment Is Wrong. Which Is Pretty Hypocritical If You Think About It, Because They Wouldn't Even Have A Religion If It Wasn't For Capital Punishment.

Internet Users, That Blue Screen Of Death You Were Looking At This Morning? That's The Sky. If You're Still Confused, Look It Up On Wikipedia Tomorrow.

Donald Trump Is A Strong President. We Got To Stand Behind This Guy Is What I Think.

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

Remember, Jesus Would Rather Constantly Shame Gays Than Let Orphans Have A Family.