Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Why Don't You Click Your Heels Three Times And Go Back To Africa.

I Started When I Was 14. I Figured Out That's What I Wanted To Do When I Was 14. Even When I Was Six, I Can Remember People Telling Me, "you're Gonna Be A Comedian," And All This Stuff.

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

I Don't Do Any Jokes That Old. I Might Have Maybe One Or Two Jokes From High School That I Still Do.