Is This A Kissing Book?

One Way An Author Dies A Little Each Day Is When His Books Go Out Of Print.

It’s An Accepted Fact That All Writers Are Crazy, Even The Normal Ones Are Weird.

Look. (grown-ups Skip This Paragraph) I'm Not About To Tell You This Book Has A Tragic Ending. I Already Said In The Very First Line How It Was My Favorite In All The World. But There's A Lot Of Bad Stuff Coming.

Nobody Knows Anything...... Not One Person In The Entire Motion Picture Field Knows For A Certainty What's Going To Work. Every Time Out It's A Guess And, If You're Lucky, An Educated One.

Life Isn't Fair. It's Just Fairer Than Death, That's All.