Is There A Sharper Commentary On American

I Can Unload My Opinion On Anybody At Anytime.

There Is No Other Place On Earth Even Remotely Like New Orleans. Don't Even Try To Compare It To Anywhere Else.

I'm A Control Freak. If You're Going To Slap My Name On Something, I Would Like To Control It.

There's Something Wonderful About Drinking In The Afternoon. A Not-too-cold Pint, Absolutely Alone At The Bar - Even In This Fake-ass Irish Pub.

Always Entertain The Possibility That Something, No Matter How Squiggly And Scary Looking, Might Just Be Good.