Is My Name V? No... Then Why

The Clique: The Only Thing Harder Then Getting In Is Staying In.

Do I Look Like A Jonas Brother? Then Why Is Everyone Waiting For Me To Lose It?

Bean, What's One Step Worse Then A Fashion Don't?....a Fashion Don't Even Think About It.

I Completely Remember The Horror I Felt When My Pits Started Getting Hairy. I Would Walk With My Arms Pressed Against My Sides.

I Like Writing About The Issues We All Bump Up Against As We Get Older, But I Try To Present Them In A Fun Way.