Is My Name V? No... Then Why

Do You Work At The Grocery Store? Then Why Are You Checking Me Out?

If At First You Don't Succeed, You're Not An Alpha

Do You Play Football For Pittsburgh? Then Why Are You Such A Steeler?!

Why Limit Yourself To Just One Best Friend?

Uh, I Thought Dvds Werne't Allowed At My Sleepovers. They're Not. Then Why Am I Watching The Lady And The Tramp?