Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment.

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

In Hollywood You Kind Of Fail Upwards

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good