Is It True That If You Don’t

I’m Not Good With Pickup Lines Or Flirting. I Don’t Have That Kind Of Self-confidence Or Natural Charisma.

Do I Want To Be Feared Or Loved? That's A Good Question. I Want Both. I Want People To Be Afraid Of How Much They Love Me.

I Ate Fiberglass Insulation. It Wasn’t Cotton Candy Like The Guy Said… My Tummy Itches.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.