Is Base In Kind, And Born To

Glory, Built On Selfish Principles, Is Shame And Guilt.

[my Kitten's] Gambols Are Not To Be Described, And Would Be Incredible, If They Could.

And Diff'ring Judgments Serve But To Declare That Truth Lies Somewhere, If We Knew But Where.

A Story, In Which Native Humour Reigns, Is Often Useful, Always Entertains; A Graver Fact, Enlisted On Your Side, May Furnish Illustration, Well Applied; But Sedentary Weavers Of Long Tales Give Me The Fidgets, And My Patience Fails.

There Goes The Parson, Oh Illustrious Spark! And There, Scarce Less Illustrious, Goes The Clerk.