Irony Regards Every Simple Truth As A

Only Death Rescues Us From Dying.

Blonds Look Angelic, But Can (oh, Happy!) Be Fleshy As Well.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

The Chair As Ideas Fits Only The Bottom As Idea.

Getting Ready: The Show Girl Scratches Her Breast And Shakes Out Her Feathers.