Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

Seems To Me The Basic Conflict Between Men And Women, Sexually, Is That Men Are Like Firemen. To Men, Sex Is An Emergency, And No Matter What We're Doing We Can Be Ready In Two Minutes. Women, On The Other Hand, Are Like Fire. They're Very Exciting, But The Conditions Have To Be Exactly Right For It To Occur.

Festivus For The Restivus!

No Encounter, Mouth Open Up ... That Is How The Drug Businesses See The General Public.