Internet Fame Is Like Regular Fame Only

I Can Be A Snarky Asshole, Or I Can Be Sort Of Mentally Impaired. It's Very Hard For Me To Just Be Normal Human Being.

I Think Writing For Anybody Helps You Order Your Life. It Helps You Arrange Your Emotions And Your Thoughts And It Helps To Provide Perspective.

My Absolute Favorite Growing Up Was Super Friends. The Assemblage Of So Many Mighty Heroes In One Place Was, To Me, Mind-blowing. It Was Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, And Then Sometimes Hawkman And Some Other, Lesser Heroes.

I'll Never Admit That I'm An Actor, Because The Next Horrible Follow-up Question Is Always, "oh, What Have I Seen You In?"

The Atkins' Diet Is Where You Eat Bacon For Six Or Seven Months...and The End Result Is That You Lose Weight. Because You're Dead.