Insecurity Is A Waste Of Time.

Generosity Is The Best Investment.

The Only Way For A Relationship To Survive, I Think, Is To Have No Sex At All. After All, You Marry For Friendship, For Companionship - And Passion After A While ... Pfffft. I Mean, Does It Excite You When Your Left Hand Touches Your Right?

If You're Short, Don't Wear Extremely High Heels. After A Certain Age, You Shouldn't Wear Little Girls' Clothes. That's Going Against Your Nature.

If You Are Trying To Slip Out Without Waking A Sleeping Man, Zips Are A Nightmare. Haven't You Ever Tried To Creep Out Of The Room Unnoticed The Following Morning? I've Done That Many Times.

The Whole Point About Beauty Is Its Imperfection.