Inner Freedom Is An Infrequent Gift Of

The Concept Of Marriage Must Have Been Thought Up By An Unimaginative Pig.

Solitude Is Painful When One Is Young, But Delightful When One Is More Mature.

Compound Interest Is The Eighth Natural Wonder Of The World And The Most Powerful Thing I Have Ever Encountered.

Since The Mathematicians Have Invaded The Theory Of Relativity I Do Not Understand It Myself Any More.

As Long As I Have Any Choice In The Matter, I Shall Live Only In A Country Where Civil Liberty, Tolerance And Equality Of All Citizens Before The Law Prevail.