Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

Do You Realize What Would Happen If Moses Were Alive Today? He'd Go Up To Mount Sinai, Come Back With The Ten Commandments, And Spend The Next Eight Years Trying To Get Published.

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.