Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

I'd Like To Say A Few Words About One Of The Most Popular Concepts In The Modern Education--show And Tell. Show And Tell Is A Device Created By Grammar Schools To Communicate Family Secrets To 32 Other Families Before 9:15 Am In The Morning.

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.