Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

Do You Realize What Would Happen If Moses Were Alive Today? He'd Go Up To Mount Sinai, Come Back With The Ten Commandments, And Spend The Next Eight Years Trying To Get Published.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.