Indian Summer Is Like A Woman.

If I'm A Lousy Writer, Then An Awful Lot Of People Have Lousy Taste.

Nude Is A Word As Smoooth As Your Hips ... But Naked Has The Sound Of A Rock Being Turned Over To Expose Maggots.

The Public Loves To Create A Hero....sometimes I Think They Do It For The Sheer Joy Of Knocking Him Down From The Highest Peak. Like A Child Who Builds A House Of Blocks And Then Destroys It With One Vicious Kick.

If Every Man, ...ceased To Hate And Blame Every Other Man For His Own Failures And Shortcomings, We Would See The End Of Every Evil In The World, From War To Backbiting.

I Have Seldom, If Ever, Seen Money And Gentleness Go Hand In Hand.