Independence? That's Middle Class Blasphemy. We Are

A Nap, My Friend, Is A Brief Period Of Sleep Which Overtakes Superannuated Persons When They Endeavor To Entertain Unwelcome Visitors Or To Listen To Scientific Lectures.

It's Not That I'm So Clever, It Is That Others Are So Stupid.

What God Hath Joined Together No Man Shall Put Asunder: God Will Take Care Of That.

Decency Cannot Be Discussed Without Indecency!

I Do Not Want To Make My Stomach A Graveyard Of Dead Animals.