Incongruity Is The Mainspring Of Laughter.

By Its Very Looseness, By Its Way Of Evoking Rather Than Defining, Suggesting Rather Than Saying, English Is A Magnificent Vehicle For Emotional Poetry.

To Say That A Man Is Vain Means Merely That He Is Pleased With The Effect He Produces On Other People.

It Seems To Be A Law Of Nature That No Man, Unless He Has Some Obvious Physical Deformity, Ever Is Loth To Sit For His Portrait.

I Need No Dictionary Of Quotations To Remind Me That The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul.

Every Kind Of Writing Is Hypocritical.