Incongruity Is The Mainspring Of Laughter.

You Cannot Make A Man By Standing A Sheep On Its Hind-legs. But By Standing A Flock Of Sheep In That Position You Can Make A Crowd Of Men.

Of All The Objects Of Hatred, A Woman Once Loved Is The Most Hateful.

There Is Much Virtue In A Window. It Is To A Human Being As A Frame Is To A Painting, As A Proscenium To A Play, As 'form' To Literature. It Strongly Defines Its Content.

The Hospitable Instinct Is Not Wholly Altruistic. There Is Pride And Egoism Mixed Up With It.

We Must Stop Talking About The American Dream And Start Listening To The Dreams Of Americans.