In The Twilight Glow I See Her,

If You Wait For Tomorrow To Follow Your Dreams, By The Time That You Get There They're Gone.

I'm Drinking Doubles Now That You're Running Around Single Again.

When I Would Sell Encyclopedias, I Would Drive Down The Road Looking For A House With A Swing Set In The Back, And I'd Say, "oh, Those Folks Got Kids. They Need Some Books." I'd Knock On Their Door And Sell Them A Set Of Encyclopedias, And Those Books Were From $300 To $600. I'd Look Around The House, And If There Wasn't That Much Furniture In The House, I Felt A Little Bad About Selling A $600 Set Of Books To People Who Couldn't Afford A Couch. So I Didn't Last At That Job Very Long.

My Fans Are Very Forgiving. So Are My Wives And My Kids.

Most Of The Stuff I've Read About Me Has Been True.