In The Past, I Was Working Out

I Don't Have A Bad Relationship. I'm 48 Years Old. I Think Life Is Too Short For That. To Me, Life Is... You Open The Shutters, You See The Dogs Outside, You Look Left, You Look Right, In, What, A Second And A Half? And That's A Life.

My Last Fight Was More Than 20 Years Ago. I'm Not A Fighter, I'm A Lover. If Somebody's Going To Speak Bad About Me, I Will Walk Away. But If A Guy Like Steven Seagal Slaps Me Once, I Will Slap Him Twice As Hard. Life Is Full Of Violence.

I'm Not A Movie Star. I'm A Brand Name. Van Damme Is Like Levi's. I Go On Vacation, And Everywhere I Go, People Love Me For My Name, Not For My Movies.

I Don't Want To Be Buried In The Ground, Rotting, With All Those Worms. What I Would Love Is To Have My Body Dropped Where You Have Those Big Icebergs And The Water Is So Cold And Pure, To Be Eaten By A Polar Bear Or A Seal Or An Otter.

Your Body Has Enough Weight For You To Be In Perfect Condition Just Working Against Yourself.