In The Past, I Tried To Be

Even On The Most Serious Ballads, I'll Throw In A Tongue-in-cheek Remark.

Today She Met Me At The Door, Said I Would Have To Choose, If I Picked Up That Fishing Rod Today, She'd Be Packing All Her Things And She'd Be Gone By Noon....well I'm Gonna Miss Her When I Get Home Tonight.

There Ain't A Woman In The World That Wants To Hear The Word Yes When She Asks If You Think That She Looks Chubby In That Dress. And If She Cooks All Day You Better Eat It With A Smile; It Doesn't Matter If It Tastes Just Like Bad Gravy On A Goodyear Tire.

Guitar Playing Isn't Really For Everybody.

If I Get An Idea For A Song, I Have A Melody For It. I'm A Musician First. I'm Not Limited By The Fretboard.