In The Next Election, I'm Voting For

What I Learned The Well-documented Difference Between Alone And Lonely The Comfort Of Knowing

Hello, My Name Is Ees Lebkuchen Spice, And I Vant To Show You My Coooooookies.

I Have Become Very Good At Clearing Histories.

Life Tells You To Take The Elevator, But Love Tells You To Take The Stairs.

As Long As We Can Conjure, Who Needs Anything Else? As Long As We Can Agree On The Magical Lie And Be Happy, What More Is There To Ask For? “i Loved You From That Moment On,” I Say. “i Loved You From That Moment On,” You Agree.