In The Morning I'm Often Anti-semantic.

Way Over Half The Murders Committed In This Country Are By Close Friends Or Relatives Of The Deceased. A Gun Makes A Loud And Satisfying Noise In A Moment Of Passion And Requires No Agility And Very Little Strength. How Many Murders Wouldn't Happen, If They All Had To Use Hammers And Knives?

Integrity Is Not A Conditional Word. It Doesn't Blow In The Wind Or Change With The Weather. It Is Your Inner Image Of Yourself, And If You Look In There And See A Man Who Won't Cheat, Then You Know He Never Will.

When You See The Ugliness Behind The Tears Of Another Person, It Makes You Take A Closer Look At Your Own.

Now It Stands To Reason, Mister, Any Damn Fool Stares Into The Sun Long Enough, He'll End Up Seeing Exactly What Some Other Damn Fool Tells Him He's Going To See.

All Thinking Is Done With The Glands. Logic Is Added Later To Tidy Things Up.