In The Moment Of Acting You Don't

Look, I Play All These Tough Guys And Thugs And Strong, Complex Characters. In Real Life, I Am A Cringing, Neurotic Jewish Mess. Can't I For Once Play That On Stage?

I Imagine Like Most Of Us That I'd Like Obscene Amounts Of Money But The People I Met And Worked With Who Have Those Obscene Amounts Of Money And Have Obscene Amounts Of Fame Have Awful Lives. Really. I Mean Hideously Compromised Lives. And I Can Go Anywhere. No One Knows Who I Am.

In Fact My Favourite Thing Is The Wig Because I'm A Very Lazy Actor So Every Time I Put It On, In Order To Keep It Straight, They Kept On Telling Me To Tip My Head Back Because Otherwise I Was Eating It All The Time.

I Don't Know If It's A Romantic Comedy But I'm In The Beginning Of The First Of The Season Of "the West Wing." We Shot It Last Year. I Don't Know. If Anyone Asks Me To Be In One, I'll Jump On It.

I Went Off And Read The Books After The Audition And I Read All Four Books In One Sitting - You Know - Didn't Wash, Didn't Eat, Drove Around With Them On The Steering Wheel Like A Lunatic. I Suddenly Understood Why My Friends, Who I'd Thought Where Slightly Backward, Had Been So Addicted To These Children's Books. They're Like Crack.