In The Future, There Is No Future.

I Was Raised Irish Catholic, But I Don't Consider Myself Irish Catholic: I Consider Myself Me, An American.

It's A Very Frightening Time When Something As Basic As Due Process Is Seen As Somehow Radical.

I Was Never Into The Popular School Or Clique Or Anything. Then I Started Doing Movies When I Was In High School, So Then I Got Popular. Then The Girls Paid Attention To You Who Didn't Before.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack Is Dizzyingly Brilliant. Mark Leyner Is A Hyperkinetic Shaman, Who Flies The Banner Of Rum And Candy And Writes Like A One-eyed Feral Bandit. His New Book Is Supremely Original, Delirious And Synapse-shattering.

The Reason Bin Laden Staggered The Planes Going Into The Towers Was So Every Camera Would Be Focused On The Second Tower When The Plane Hit. It Was Not Only The Murder, But The Perpetual Image Of The Horror That Permeated Into People's Consciousness.