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None Of The Arts Are Any Good Unless You Really Are Great At Them.

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

If You Are Not Failing Now And Again, Its A Sign You Are Not Doing Anything Very Innovative

By Now They Had Mastered My Own Language, But They Still Made Simple Mistakes, Like Using 'hermeneutics,' When They Meant 'heuristic'.

I'm Going To My Psychoanalyst One More Year, Then I'm Going To Lourdes.