In The End, All Solutions Are Temporary.

It's Better To Be Burnished With Use Than Rusty With Principle.

The Highlight Of My Childhood Was Making My Brother Laugh So Hard That Food Came Out Of His Nose.

This Is The Big Reason Most Humorists Fail. Drunks Don't Read Books.

I Hiked Around Town, The Air Sweet And Dry, And Was Sort Of Overwhelmed By The Perfection Of It -- The Old Courthouse, The Train Depot, Mount [jumbo] And Mount Sentinel Rising Up, The Neon Bars, The Funky Festivity Of A College Town .

Easter Is So Disappointing. You Suffer All The Way Through Lent, And What Do You Get For It? A Ham.