In The End, All Solutions Are Temporary.

I Write On A Laptop, So It's Impossible To Count Drafts Anymore.

God Writes A Lot Of Comedy... The Trouble Is, He's Stuck With So Many Bad Actors Who Don't Know How To Play Funny.

If You Lived Today As If It Were Your Last, You'd Buy Up A Box Of Rockets And Fire Them All Off, Wouldn't You?

God Plays A Lot Of Jokes On Us To Get Our Attention.

You're Such A Big Liar You Gotta Get Your Neighbor To Call Your Dog.