In The Business Of Acting, Those Are

I Know, There Are So Many Great Lines [in Tommy Boy]. People Say To Me, "did You Eat Paint Chips For A Living?" Or, "these Shoes Are Worth More Than Your Life." And The One I Get All The Time Is, "brothers Don't Shake Hands, Brothers Gotta Hug!"

When I Had My Comedy Central Roast, David [spade] Was My First Choice To Be Roastmaster, Because I Adore Him. He's Funny As Hell, And Nobody Is Meaner.

Sobriety Was The Greatest Gift I Ever Gave Myself. I Don't Put It On A Platform. I Don't Campaign About It. It's Just Something That Works For Me. It Enabled Me To Really Connect With Another Human Being - My Wife, Sheryl - Which I Was Never Able To Do Before.

Actually, If I Had To Do It Over [leaving The Show The West Wing], I'd Do The Same Thing, Because Lost In The Shuffle Of It Is That Aaron [sorkin] Left The Same Year I Did. And I Would Not Have Wanted To Be On The West Wing With Somebody Else Writing It.

You Can't Believe Everything You Read. It's Never Been More True.