In Real Life, You Just Work For

I Had A Very Difficult Relationship With My Mother. She Used To Wake Me Up In The Middle Of The Night If I Wasn't Sleeping Straight And Was Messing Up The Sheets. Now When I Stay In Hotels I Sleep So Straight They Don't Even Think I've Used The Bed.

We Always Think Of Our Own Profit, But Not In Connection To Others.

Dali Lama Said, 'when You Open The Heart Of The Person With Humor, You Can Tell Him The Most Truth. But If You Tell Him Truth Without Humor, The Heart Closes.'

My Grandmother, When She Looked At American Movies, She Said, 'they're All The Same. In The First Scene Somebody Shoots Somebody And Then Everybody Makes Phone Calls.'

I Don't Know Anything About The Afterlife Because I Haven't Been There Yet.