In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

I'm Used To Explaining To People Why My Jokes Were Funny.

I'm One Of Those People, In Any Country I'm In, If Somebody Could Just Put Me In A Car Or A Bus, I'll Look Out The Window And Say, 'ok, There's The Tower Of London, There's Buckingham Palace, There's Big Ben,' And If It All Takes About Five Minutes, Perfect. I've Seen All Of It And I Can Go Home.

My Bubbie Lived To 104, Which Is Probably A Little Too Old To Consider A Ripe Old Age, Because She Had Already Started To Turn. I Still Say She Died Young.

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.