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The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

To Get It Right, Be Born With Luck Or Else Make It. Never Give Up. A Little Money Helps, But What Really Gets It Right Is To Never Face The Facts.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

My Body Is On The Earth, But My Head Is In The Stars.