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Scientists Now Believe That The Primary Biological Function Of Breasts Is To Make Males Stupid.

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The Question Is, Why Are Politicians So Eager To Be President? What Is It About The Job That Makes It Worth Revealing, On National Television, That You Have The Ethical Standards Of A Slime-coated Piece Of Industrial Waste?

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