In Modern Warfare There Are No Victors;

I Won't Have You Electioneering On My Doorstep. Every Time You Get In Trouble In Parliament You Run Over Here With Your Shirttail Hanging Out.

The Classroom - Not The Trench - Is The Frontier Of Freedom Now And Forevermore.

In 1838, Mirabeau B. Lamar, The Second President Of The Republic Of Texas And The Father Of Texas Education, Declared: 'the Cultivated Mind Is The Guardian Genius Of Democracy. It Is The Only Dictator That Free Man Acknowledges. It Is The Only Security That Free Man Desires.'

You Might Say That Lyndon Johnson Is A Cross Between A Baptist Preacher And A Cowboy.

Jerry Ford Is So Dumb He Can't Fart And Chew Gum At The Same Time.