In Michelle Obama Attack On Donald Trump,

The Macguffin In That [bill Clinton-monica Lewinsky Story] Was [bill] Clinton Staying In Office. That's What He Wanted, And The Media Was Hell-bent That He Was Gonna Get What He Wanted.

Folks, We Are In The Midst Of Dangerous Times Like You Cannot Believe, And Donald J. Trump Is The Target.

Jeff Bezos Is On His Way To Becoming The Wealthiest American, And By Giving Away His Product At Much Reduced Prices To Food Stamp Recipients, He's Building A Moat Around His Life To Where The Pitchforks And The Barbarians Will Avoid Him 'cause They'll Think He's On Their Side.

Forget Nerds On Facebook. You're Never Gonna Persuade 'em. They're Never Gonna Like Donald Trump. They're Always Gonna Razz You About It. They're Losers. Do Not Allow Your Happiness To Be Determined And Defined By What These People On Facebook Say.

The Republican Congress Is Like A Groundhog Afraid Of Its Shadow When A Government Shutdown Is Talked About.