In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers Thwarting You At Every Turn.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.