In Hollywood, Oscar Is King.

Now There Are Reports That Osama Bin Laden Would Like To Commit Suicide On Television. This Is The Kind Of Lead-in I Have Been Praying For Every Since I Came To Cbs. Bin Laden Is Planning A Televised Suicide Or, As I Call It, Hosting The Academy Awards.

Them Bats Is Smart. They Use Radar!

Incredible Experience, Watching A Baby Birth On The Internet. It's Now My Screensaver.

Bill Clinton May In Fact Be Moving Back Into The White House. And Coincidentally I'm Thinking About Moving Back Into My Mother's House.

Next In Importance To Having A Good Aim Is To Recognize When To Pull The Trigger.