In God's Great Vaudeville, Mother Is The

The Teacher Is One Who Makes Two Ideas Grow Where Only One Grew Before.

When A Man Sends You An Impudent Letter, Sit Right Down And Give It Back To Him With Interest Ten Times Compounded, And Then Throw Both Letters In The Wastebasket.

Gossip Is Only The Lack Of A Worthy Memory.

Theology, By Diverting The Attention Of Men From This Life To Another, And By Endeavoring To Coerce All Men Into One Religion, Constantly Preaching That This World Is Full Of Misery, But The Next World Would Be Beautiful - Or Not, As The Case May Be - Has Forced On Men The Thought Of Fear Where Otherwise There Might Have Been The Happy Abandon Of Nature.

Genius May Have Its Limitations, But Stupidity Is Not Thus Handicapped.