In God's Great Vaudeville, Mother Is The

To Avoid Criticism, Do Nothing, Say Nothing And Be Nothing.

Give Us A Religion That Will Help Us To Live - We Can Die Without Assistance.

When Trouble Comes, Wise Men Take To Their Work; Weak Men Take To The Woods.

We Work To Become, Not To Acquire.

A Friend Is One Who Knows You And Loves You Just The Same.