In God's Great Vaudeville, Mother Is The

The New Definition Of A Heathen Is A Man Who Has Never Played Baseball.

Prison Is A Socialist Paradise Where Equality Prevails, Everything Is Supplied, And Competition Is Eliminated.

The Poor And Ignorant Will Continue To Lie And Steal As Long As The Rich And Educated Show Them How.

The Secret Of Salvation Is This: Keep Sweet, Be Useful, And Keep Busy.

Men Are Only As Great As They Are Kind.