In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful

It's No Surprise I Am Addicted To All The Republican Presidential Candidates. They Are Like Crack -- In That They Will Devastate Black Communities.

In Order To Be A Top-tier Candidate, I Need 7.5 Million Dollars, And I Currently Have 0.0 Million Dollars.

Odyssey Dawn? That's Not A Military Operation. That's A Carnival Cruise Ship.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, Kids. It's Only The Dogs Who've Accepted Christ.

If God Wanted Us To Accept Gays, He'd Have Made Us Compassionate