In Fact, Because People Are Religious, They

Obama Is Not A Secret Kenyon, Or A Secret Muslim, He's A Secret Republican.

What Is "martinizing" And Why Does It Only Take One Hour?

Newt Gingrich Was Campaigning At A Zoo This Week And He Was Bitten By A Penguin. Newt Gingrich Is Always Campaigning At Zoos. Mitt Romney Once Did A Photo Op At A Zoo. That Was A Big Mistake, Because He Stood Next To The Chameleon, And He Changed Colors.

Don't You Miss The Days When America Was Just Morally Bankrupt?

A Group Of Cuban Americans Denounced The Castro Government As A Fascist Regime That Monitors And Scrutinized Its Citizens' Everyday Existence. And Then They Excused Themselves To Go Watch Big Brother.