In Baseball You Train The Whole Body,

I'm A Walking Record.

I Haven't Had The Time To Say, 'i'm Retiring.' But Baseball Says, 'you're Retired.'

I Love Talking About Baserunning.

My Dream Was To Play Football For The Oakland Raiders. But My Mother Thought I Would Get Hurt Playing Football, So She Chose Baseball For Me. I Guess Moms Do Know Best.

Lou Brock Was A Great Base Stealer But Today I Am The Greatest.